- Everyone else: Tumblr
- Australians: Tumbla
June 2012
Lol at myself for instagram-stalking somebody and accidentally pressing “follow”… busssssted! 0_0
Also, I left my car unlocked for three hours on Chapel Street today and nobody took my laptop off the front seat! Nice one, Melbourne!
sounds delicious! I think I might try and find it!
I ended up ordering mine online, but the postage was more than the spread! They sell a crunchy version too.
As it is widely advertised as a vegan spread, perhaps try health food shops etc?
ok thats two of my tumblr friends in the space of 3 pages talking about the stuff.
haha i hope that’s proof enough that it’s amaaazing! :D
what is speculoos? it looks like peanut butter but it says pasta down the bottom!
It is a spread made from Speculoos biscuits! It’s the consistency of smooth peanut butter, but tastes like gingery, cinnamony, nutmeggy, cardamommy (ha, mommy) heaven. Worth a try if you can find it! I had to order mine online, couldn’t source it where I live.
SPECULOOSPASTA
IT’S SO DELICIOUS WITH BLUEBERRIES! It was actually you who inspired me to try it, your instagram photos made me curious. ^_^
Bashful Pug
He didn’t care how many people were waiting, Ryan was NOT going out there. His stage fright had gotten the better of him.
Today my three year old niece called Spongebob Squarepants “Spongebutt Eyeballs” and my heart asploded.
ahaha I love you! You look amazing here xxxx
:D Why thank you kindly!! *lovesqueeze* xox
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did they take your pix off of tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? search there for idiot-legs
o noes, all my n00dz are still up, you guise! D:
This is so so so sweet :) Congrats to you two, you’re definitely the cutest couple I’ve ever come across xx
^_^ Aw, thank you Ren, what a lovely message! xox
You two are so cute it makes me want to puke up my guts. You’re seriously adorable and I just want to squish your faces forever.
:P You can puke on our faces, THEN squish them together, if you want?
does getting that many notes annoy you? (i am just asking because it would annoy me hahaha). xxx
It did at first, but now my brain automatically blanks out anything that remotely resembles ”photo: :3” so I don’t really see them :P
xxxx
“I am sorry people are so tired of me writing about misogyny. I occasionally get tired of living in a world defined by it.”
—Alyssa Rosenberg (via thenewwomensmovement)
PRODUCTIVE MONDAY.
I got up at 6:30am and then I:
- did the 35-minute hike down the hill to the train station!
- on the way I found a shortcut!
- saw the local boss chihuahua walking around like he owns the joint!
- fell over a bit on the Gold Line!
- made my Red Line connection on time!
- got to the walk-in clinic a minute before it opened!
- got seen within 15 minutes!
- got my ears syringed and reveled in the hideousness of the amount of slop that came out of them!
- caught the train/bus downtown!
- walked vaguely in a circle in the Macy’s forecourt!
- gave up on finding a dunny!
- caught the Dash!
- was bailed up for 50c in the Santee toilets!
- obliged!
- fixed the sewing machine!
- chillaxed in Starbucks while eating hummus in a trance!
- looked in Beverly Hills Hosiery!
- caught the Dash back!
- went to Walgreens!
- uh oh!
- train to Hollywood!
- picked up my Cersei wig!
- sweated all over the wig store!
- went home!
- went to Alhambra!
- bought materials for Cersei’s corset armour!
- bought vegan cheez!
- came home again for the last time today, dammit!
- sat down and wrote this pointless blog!!!
I don’t know why, but I want to look at this list every day, Clem. Every time I get to the
- went to Walgreens!
- uh oh!
part I lose my shit. And when I say, “Every time”, it is because I have already read this eleventy-thirt times. My stomach feels like it’s going to laugh again, hang on… ahhhhhaa!
BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:
1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE
2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A
3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE
4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS
5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT
6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD
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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.
THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION
JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS
TAKE OFF FIRE
WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH
CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL
WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES
POUR IT OUT
ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL
VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLEDRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE
CHEERS MATE
CANADIAN VERSION
WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?
OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS
NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.
USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!
SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL
EAT SOME BACON
THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.
DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.
TAKE A SIP.
SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.
REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.
AMERICAN VERSION
FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)
FILL IT WITH TAP WATER
ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER
STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN
DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET
POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE
REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT
ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS
FINNISH VERSION
FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNAIF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE
GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA
DRINK THE VODKA
FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN
RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA
GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS
NORWEGIAN VERSION
BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE
TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE
DRINK COFFEE
…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?
SOUTHERN VERSION
GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH
BOIL THAT SHIT
PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER
ADD SUGAR
KEEP ADDING SUGAR
NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET
WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE
(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)
FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX
ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS
YES
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW MY FATHER’s MOTHER MAKES HER SWEET TEA
(How in the world do I still have teeth, geez)
REAL AMERICAN VERSION
THROW TEA IN HARBOR
I AM DYING. OHMYGOD
Ya’ll ain’t shit.
