Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)
Second or 3rd reblog, will never get bored of it lol.
Hehe, this is like my favorite response to the “I don’t try to be PC” argument: whoa! so brave! it takes real courage to buck the thoughts and feelings of others while you say whatever you want! BRAVO!!!
I want to copyright “Cracker von Patriarch” as this blog’s Patronus.
I’m getting this printed on business cards for convenience, so I can just hand them out whenever appropriate.
This is fabulous.
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